Act of Valor
Friday, 24 February, 2012Diego and Seymour pledge their allegiance to Act of Valor, a film starring active duty Navy Seals, active duty terrible cinematography and active duty total absence of anything like a cogent and realistic plot.
No active duty actual seals, though. Which would have rocked. OOR OOR OOR.
Would you like to know more?
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Friday, 17 February, 2012Keith and Seymour Kompare and Kontrast the Komplex Koncepts brought to Kurrent generation Kinema via Mortal Kombat: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
Also: Kristopher Lambert
The Phantom Menace 3D
Friday, 10 February, 2012Diego, Keith and Seymour reflect on the great tragedy that struck our great nation 13 years ago.
This February 10th, what will you do to remember?
Red Tails
Friday, 3 February, 2012Should you see Red Tails? I guess it depends on whether or not you want to see a gripping dramatic tale of one of our nation’s turning point moments or a bunch of cartoon characters flying around and blowing stuff up. I guess that. It’s a guess.
The Darkest Hour
Monday, 16 January, 2012Diego and Lucy saw The Darkest Hour, the Russian produced American horror film made by Russian crew with American actors in Moscow. And a Swede. About invisible energy monsters.
Invisible energy monsters.
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Friday, 6 January, 2012Diego saw Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol at an IMAX theater and got a bit of a surprise… in the form of The Batman.
DE-SHAY BAH-SAH-RAH!
#TheFireRises
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Thursday, 5 January, 2012Diego and Keith question Stieg Larsson’s intentions after seeing the fourth TGWTDT film – the one by David Fincher. With James Bond. And Yolandi.
Also, his abrupt drop in work ethic ’round about 2004-ish.
Tin Tin
Wednesday, 4 January, 2012Diego, ever the plucky detective, uses his youthful newsboy deduction skills to make some shocking discoveries about Simon Pegg, to find a disguised Gerard Butler and ultimately reach out to Steven Spielberg about his… problem.
It’s ok, Steve. We’re here for you.
Prometheus Trailer
Sunday, 1 January, 2012Keith and Diego have a calm, collected and totally reasonable conversation about the trailer for Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus”.
J. Edgar
Tuesday, 27 December, 2011Keith comes to a shocking realization after slogging through the fifteen hour self indulgent mess that is Clint Eastwood’s “J. Edgar”.
