Wouldn’t it be great to have your own cyborg genie? A wonderful metal pal to help you with your chores and keep you entertained? A Biomechanical buddy with the ability to grant you anything you could possibly desire?
What if he were cardboard and an idiot?
Forget cheap cards, terrible candy and ridiculous stuffed paraphernalia this year – tell [recipient's gender diminutive] how you really feel this year with this Medium Popcorn Valentine’s Day Video Card!
Diego has caught The Mummy, a terrible disease that makes you both question the existence of your own brains, and able to relate to Brendan Fraser.
Both of these are very bad things.
Medium Popcorn Presents: Diego Presents: Medium Popcorn featuring DIEGO!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Diego shares his take on a trending video meme. It pretty much sums up his entire puppet existence.
Cold and flu season is upon us! UPON US! Diego is taking precautions.
Lucy is skeptical.
Seymour, Diego and Keith work out their New Year’s Resolutions! Seymour has something to say to the Mayans, Keith has something to say to Werner Herzog and Diego has… well… nothing to say.
Seymour, Diego and Keith attempt to ring in the new year. Well, maybe attempt is too strong a word… I mean, “attempt” seems to imply some possibility of success.
Diego is shocked to find that Lucy hasn’t gotten him anything for the holidays and gets a lesson in the true meaning of holiday cheer.